- me: hey google what's up
- google: did you mean the stratosphere?
- me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?
would you rather have no internet connection or no friends
I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck
harry potter didn’t have to do p.e. so why do i
Harry Potter played quidditch.
harry potter never did the beep test
How did Hogwarts students get exercise anyway? Not all of them did quidditch and it’s not a very athletic sport anyway??
what do u think all those goddamn stairs were for
math class is the class where your inner artist comes out more than in your actual art class